frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

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October 1, 2014     114,399 notes

did-you-kno:

A Canadian man caught at the U.S. border attempted to smuggle 51 live turtles into Canada by stashing them all in his pants. Source

I knew this guy.
He was a skeez who cheated on his girlfriend a lot.

Boy wasn’t even that cute, what the actual fuck.

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October 1, 2014     2,444 notes

daoshi:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

Reblogging for “Yep”

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October 1, 2014     94,617 notes

So my head feels like it’s swimming. What was throat pain yesterday has evolved into inner ear pain and pressure.

My boyfriend is coming home to visit on saturday and I still haven’t a fuck-duckling clue what I’m sick with.

How am I supposed to get better if I don’t know what I have?

Life’s little mysteries.

October 1, 2014     3 notes

magicpawed:

ghost puns are the BOO diggety 

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October 1, 2014     245,729 notes

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When “said” implies a direct quote and “was like” implies that you’re summarizing the main thoughts and tone of the original quote.

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October 1, 2014     914,497 notes

onemultiplefandom:

bitchesaloud:

plot twist

THIS WAS THE CUTEST PLOT TWIST EVER

October 1, 2014     524,145 notes

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a god

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October 1, 2014     198,688 notes
sweet theme, bro.