A Canadian man caught at the U.S. border attempted to smuggle 51 live turtles into Canada by stashing them all in his pants. Source
I knew this guy.
He was a skeez who cheated on his girlfriend a lot.
Boy wasn’t even that cute, what the actual fuck.
So my head feels like it’s swimming. What was throat pain yesterday has evolved into inner ear pain and pressure.
My boyfriend is coming home to visit on saturday and I still haven’t a fuck-duckling clue what I’m sick with.
How am I supposed to get better if I don’t know what I have?
Life’s little mysteries.