May 2012
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forrestbondurant replied to your photo: Look what I did……… The local Shoppers Drug Mart…
i love masks! i need to get more from LUSH, i love theirs a lot!
I used to have a LUSH one. The Chocolate one. So delicious. But the expiry date was like….a week away from when I bought it, the fuckers.
But TODAY I got:
1) Pink Clay and Shea Butter mask for BRIGHTENING 2) French Clay mask for...
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imgoingtodrinkmymugoftea replied to your photoset: JULIA PLAYS WITH MAKE UP: Embarrassing Edition …
HEY BOY I REALLY WANNA SEE IF YOU CAN GO DOWNTOWN WITH A GIRL LIKE ME. HEY BOY I REALLY WANNA BE WITH YOU, CAUSE YOU JUST MY TYPE OH NA NA NA NA
You need a boy to take it over.
You’re looking for a guy to put in work.
AND BY WORK I MEAN MY PENIS.
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canthearthemusic replied to your photoset: JULIA PLAYS WITH MAKE UP: Embarrassing Edition …
Well this is the funniest thin I have seen all night!
I’m so seductive.
Whuddup baybee, how yew dewin’? Wanna go hookup in my van? I call it the “Bangin’ Wagon”. Sexy roit?
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forrestbondurant replied to your post: Oh my god….what have I done to myself today…..
I DEMAND PICTURES.
I’ll post them later when more people are online.
Trust me. People shouldn’t have to miss this. It’s THAT bad.
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Oh my god....what have I done to myself today.....
This…I’ve done make up before, but this…..
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RIGHT NOW WE WOULD BE:
Walking around the con, getting photos taken everywhere, browsing the Dealers Room for the billionth time.
And skipping lunch too apparently. I am terrible about NOT EATING when I go to Anime North. Usually I would never miss a meal or any of the myriad of snacks I eat.
But at AN, I don’t like to take time out of the con schedule to actually ingest something other than water and...
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thatashhole:
theblondebitch:
thatashhole replied to your post: RIGHT NOW WE WOULD BE:
WWWEEEEE WAANNTT YYOOUUU THHEREEEE!! WE MISS ALL OF YOUR SWEET FACES!!!!! -CRYIN RN!-
ARE YOU AND KYLIE THERE THIS YEAR?!!!
Hold up. Better question. No, not a question. Statement.
ANIME NORTH. 2013. WE’LL BE THERE. WILL YOU?
Seriously. If we don’t see you I will actually cry. I will cry strong, beautiful...
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caramelfeathers replied to your post: thatashhole replied to your post: RIGHT NOW WE…
WE’LL BE THERE. WE’LL BE THERE. GODDAMN IT, WE’LL BE THERE. YOU THINK WE’D MISS IT?! YOU OWE US AN ORGY. I EXPECT AN ORGY COME 2013, MISSY.
Oh my fuck. Oh my fuck. Yes. Yes. YES. YES.
I’m so excited I could cry. You guys would just make it absolutely fucking perfect.
I CANNOT EVEN, KYLIE....
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thatashhole replied to your post: RIGHT NOW WE WOULD BE:
WWWEEEEE WAANNTT YYOOUUU THHEREEEE!! WE MISS ALL OF YOUR SWEET FACES!!!!! -CRYIN RN!-
ARE YOU AND KYLIE THERE THIS YEAR?!!!
Hold up. Better question. No, not a question. Statement.
ANIME NORTH. 2013. WE’LL BE THERE. WILL YOU?
Seriously. If we don’t see you I will actually cry. I will cry strong, beautiful tears.
NO, YOU KNOW...
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aspiring-dreamer replied to your post: RIGHT NOW WE WOULD BE:
I GOT A JONES SODA TODAY IN REMEMBRANCE. My classmates are getting frustrated about my constantly bringing it up…
FUCK. SHIT. I should do that tomorrow, or Sunday at LEAST, whenever I can get the time and grab Vitamin.
We’ll drink them on the grass in the shade in front of the library and pretend we’re actually in Heaven,...
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RIGHT NOW WE WOULD BE:
Still raving. Still raving.
Raving our little hearts out.
Aspire and Sammo would be at Late Night Yaoi, but Vitamin and I would be dying right now.
Of sore feet and full hearts.
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RIGHT NOW WE WOULD BE:
Climbing up the hillside to the bridge, to cross the highway, to get to the rave at the convention center.
We would be parting crowds with our hotness, drinking in the lights and the smells, the smiles and the people.
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IT'S ANIME NORTH WEEKEND RIGHT NOW.
All weekend, you will see me posting about the shit I WOULD be doing if I had gone this year.
RIGHT NOW, I WOULD BE GETTING READY FOR THE OUTDOOR RAVE.
Wearing bright colours, black-light white, putting glow sticks in my hair, making my makeup wild and crazy…..
I CAN’T.
EDIT: there weren’t enough gifs of sadness.
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forrestbondurant:
lordpayne:
putting a caption under a picture or on a post is like shouting out your comment in the middle of class when no one actually cares
putting it in the tags is like whispering it to the person next to you then you both laugh and then the teacher asks you whats wrong and you can’t tell them so they send you to the principals office for disturbing the class but instead...
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Guess who fell down the 12 stairs in her house,...
Guess who worked all day long with children sporting a twisted and injured ankle and purple-black bruises all up her left leg.
Wait, don’t guess. I’ll just tell you. It was me.
It hurts like CRAZY, and it’s been a long time since an injury has made me actually cry instead of swear like a sailor tripping on Salvia. The noise was super loud and it pissed middle sister off since...
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I fucking love this song. Big Bang does it again.
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I am totally going to sleep like the dead when I...
Turn off the phone. Turn off the laptop.
Sleep.
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noweatyourfuckinggreens replied to your post: What an enlightening chat with my mother.
I feel you bro… Just gotta stick your ground and do whatever makes you happy! Which I know you’re good at already :)
Trufs.
But MAN am I hella sick of being lectured about it. Mom, you can lecture me about dropping out of University. You can lecture me about my lack of job-steadiness. You can lecture me about...
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forrestbondurant replied to your post: What an enlightening chat with my mother.
i understand.
Yes lawd.
imgoingtodrinkmymugoftea replied to your post: What an enlightening chat with my mother.[[MORE]]
Sounds like my mom. She once asked if I needed help in finding someone and said that my aunt knew a lot of boys back in Korea that she could set me up with.
It’s really horriterribad. I...
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What an enlightening chat with my mother.
[[MORE]]She thinks that the reason I don’t want to be in a relationship with someone else is because I haven’t experienced having an actual relationship, and therefore the fact that I feel like a relationship won’t make me happy or a better person/ that I am repulsed by the mere notion is null and void.
It’s really hard to explain to her my feelings, or the way I am in a...
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Blonde!Child is proof that even if you didn't give...
It was like he was making up for all the lost time since I haven’t been in his class.
He was attached at my hip as soon as I walked through the door.
We went outside and started switching kids to other classes because of number-ratios. The teachers were like
“Blonde!Child, you’re going to go to Preschool 2!”
and he looked at me with fear and despair for some kind of...
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I’d let him harpoon my dainty cream puff!
– Euphemisms for “sex”, by JULIA.
cosmo tip #249
expertcosmotips:
when he’s having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.
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lol at Julia singing Oh Canada in a fucking tag.
forrestbondurant:
you are perfection, my bro from America’s hat.
No, Canada is perfection. I am merely a product of it’s wonder.
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